Do you feel that perhaps you have not accomplished as much in life as you might have ? Or do you perhaps feel a little under-appreciated ? Fear not, help is on the way.
Today's mail brings a proposition from a religious organization that offers to list me in its forthcoming journal as a man of high accomplishment, one deserving great honor and recognition. Just how much of these, however, depends on how much I am willing to pay. Here are the choices:
"Patron" $6,000
"Benefactor" $3,500
"Supporter" $4,500
"Angle" $2,000
"Champion" $1,500
"Guardian" $1,000
"Hero" $ 500
"Shepherd" $ 300
Can there be anyone who values the important things in life who would resist such an offer ? Hint: "Hero" seems the best buy, giving a lot for very little.
